The worst school on Earth. It is in San Luis Obispo, and is filled with sluts and losers. There are people who think they are cool and popular, but they are all shitfaced.
1: This is Laguna Middle School--
2:It's not that bad--Jesus Christ, stop humping my leg
A middle school that looks like a fucking prison filled with sluts and rich ass bitches. There's no dress code so you never know what ur gonna see. And a kid got caught smoking weed and taking drugs and got expelled.
Laguna Middle School is not where u wanna be unless ur that one hot ass rich kid that gets all the bitches. Even then it will still suck. Ur bitch will just go around and fuck every guy.
AMS kids: What school do you go to?
Me: Laguna Middle School AMS: Laguna Middle School sucks ass. It's a fucking prison. Are u the rich kid who gets the bitches?
Me: Nah I'm the poor kid who takes pics in the locker room
AMS: 😱
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.