Lactose Snob

A person that has not been clinically diagnosed as lactose intolerant but has fabricated a self diagnosis. The onset of Latosce Snob is usually the result of a traumatic event such as shitting oneself as a grown man.
I havnt shit myself since I stopped eating dairy.

Bro, youre a Lactose Snob!
by BuckinChuck July 14, 2018
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