lactates

a full sprint while swimming over large distances. Named for the build up of lactic acid in your muscles. Will, quote, "make your penis hurt"

"Screw Bove he made us swim 500 lactates"

by sean smith December 16, 2012

Lactate

a form of birth control

Lets have sex! Im on lactate

by Sam March 12, 2005

Lactate

To sweat around one's breasts, or just to sweat in general.

When someone has a dry t-shirt except for two wet spots right at the breasts.

i.e. Would you look at that, Tom is starting to lactate.

i.e. Jesus Christ it's hot out here, I'm lactating already.

by ILIR August 1, 2006

lactating

The act in which milk squirts from a delicious whorls titties.

The stripper started lactating while we had sex in the dirty hotels closet

by Asstittyballz October 16, 2015

Lactating Savage

A term used to describe a pregnant woman as she first encounters the wave of new hormones.

At first we didn't know what was wrong with Linda, but we soon found out she was a Lactating Savage.

by Viking Guy May 2, 2007

Lactating Cow

one who interjects randomly, interrupting someone in a conversation, like a cow who is full of milk and lactates spontaneously.

Thomas: Bro. you won't believe what happened to me last night, I was driving home and....
Gilbert: Yo you wanna hear a dead baby joke.
Thomas: Stfu and let me talk don't be a fucking lactating cow.

by D3RTYS4NCH3Z July 30, 2008

Lactation Lettuce

We took it personally.

Lactation Lettuce was denied on Urban Dictionary, and we, lactationlettucelickinglover420, will not stand to let it be denied a second time!!!!

by Lactationlettucelovinlicker420 February 8, 2019