lactard

A derogatory term for one who is lactose intolerant combining the word retard with 'lactose'.

Person 1: "Uh, why is that girl drinking soymilk?"
Person 2: "Because she's a LACTARD".
Person 1: "HA HA!"

by lila_pause September 4, 2006

lactarded

the same as being lactose intolerant, when dairy makes you sick.

person: hey, do you want some milk?
person: no thanks, im lactarded

by crazygnome October 11, 2007

lactard

a person who is lactose intolerant

"Babu do you want to get some ice cream?" "Sorry Jasminda, I cant eat ice cream - Im a lactard."

by Babu May 19, 2003

Lactarded

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant

"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"

by miss_niss June 12, 2006

lactard

a person who's digestive system is severly upset by dairy products

cats are lactards, if they drink too much milk they will have the shits

by locket September 8, 2006

lactard

a person who is lactose intolerant; retarded when it comes to dairy.

Oh man, that ice cream made my belly hurt. I am such a lactard.

by Daisy Face April 28, 2007

lactard

Someone who suffers from a dairy allergy. (adjectival form: lactarded)

Oh Jimmy? Yeah, he can't drink milk; he's a lactard.
(That poor guy's lactarded)

by sokath October 16, 2003