A scrumptious young lad, smallest of the boys, hes cute but has small man syndrome which deters his appearance to others. Get bonkers over any girls that he talks to. Sadly Lachlan hasn't washed in 15 years, he smells like hotdog water and soy sauce. If you meet a Lachlan you are sure to get syphilis
by WaffleSaucele November 19, 2019
Smells like hotdog water and soy sauce. Hes 4'9 but is gonna marry a 6'4 girl someday. Obsessed with frogs
by WaffleSaucele November 19, 2019