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La pu makes a lot of YouTube videos she is such a prankster sometimes la pu get hate comments the most frequent hate comment she gets is “stupid” and “dumb” but that won’t let la Pu down she could defeat goku in a fight so she is way cooler
Imposter: omg la Pu has so much view on yt she’s so cool
Simba: OMG NI WAY I WISH I WAS HER SHES SO COOL
La pu by La pu July 12, 2021
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la puta que te pario 

it means "the whore that gave you birth", but the word 'parir' (gave birth) isn't polite. Usually you say 'have a baby' (tener un bebe) and not ' parir un bebe'. the word is too hard
a person treat you badly and you say: "anda a la puta que te pario". (go to the whore that gave you birth) is quite offensive, specially about women. but womwn uses the expression as well.
la puta que te pario by gabpas October 24, 2009

La Puerta 

So, la puerta, or in English, the door, is a way of telling someone to leave without them knowing *unless they speak Spanish. Use thisas a joke on your friends if they are being irritating.
John: Marco
Marco: ...
John: *Taps on shoulder as joke*
Marco: ...
John: *Keeps doing it*
Marco: la puerta.
John: ???
Marco: It means the door in English. Now leave.
John: Marco you--
La Puerta by zsti November 21, 2022

ta mère la pute 

“Ta mère” meaning “your mom” in french
“la pute” meaning “the slut/whore/hoe/tchoin” in french slang Literally used in any situation or said whenever.
*gets water spilled on 39.99$ True Religion shirt from Winners”

Person: YOO TA MÈRE LA PUTE GEE
ta mère la pute by latasian514 October 21, 2017

Me cago en la puta 

In spanish "I shit on the whore". Commonly use to indicate anger.
Dude, what about the english homework?
!Me cago en la puta!

La Pumba 

La Pumba is a statement that means that you are agreeing with the previous word, statement, or situation. It is usually used by African Americans, but is now becoming integrated with society.
"Gosh that math final sure sucked Chad!"
"La Pumba dog."
La Pumba by Mirelurk Mama January 13, 2010
A small town on the northwest coast of North America in Washington state. It is the reservation of the Quileute indian tribe. In the books "Twilight", "New Moon", "Eclipse" and "Breaking Dawn" by Stephenie Meyer, some of the Quileute's turn into wolves as the result of a genetic defense system to protect the tribe from vampires. Jacob Black is one of these werewolves, he is the best friend of Bella Swan and she completely depended on him during the difficult time in which Edward, her vampire boyfriend, left her. Jacob and (by the end of "Breaking Dawn") around fifteen other Quileute teenagers (all male except for Leah Clearwater) can at will (or at the point of excessive anger) shape-shift into wolf form. La Push is around fifteen miles from Forks, the small town in which Bella and the rest of the Cullens live. It rains most of the time in La Push as well as the rest of the Olympic Peninsula.La Push has a very beautiful beach, First Beach. It has very little sand but is mostly covered in stones and pebbles of virtually every colour. The younger residents of La Push often partake in cliff diving as a recreational activity, Jacob also taught Bella how to ride a motorcyle along the cliffs there.
Bella: Hey, I'm visiting Jacob in La Push this weekend.

Edward: Make sure you shower when you get home, you will REEK of werewolf.
La Push by Xandico October 4, 2008