LZBardock

'tis known throughout this realm that he who doth bear this name is the herald of Rankism, a cunning craft of order and might. He, too, hath commenced the dominion of low rank slavery a practice most unparalleled within this domain. Standing tall at six feet, nay, six feet and one, he is verily the noblest of all who art not Mods, and none dare challenge his title.

A fearsome Gooner he be, whose wit and charm doth maketh him a veritable Rizz God. The fair huzz do flock to his presence, for his allure is as the pull of the moon upon the tide. A master of both body and mind, his prowess is unmatched, his legend eternal.

I LOVE YOU LZBARDOCK

LZBardock by Snakespeare December 3, 2024

LZBardock

'tis known throughout this realm that he who doth bear this name is the herald of Rankism, a cunning craft of order and might. He, too, hath commenced the dominion of low rank slavery a practice most unparalleled within this domain. Standing tall at six feet, nay, six feet and one, he is verily the noblest of all who art not Mods, and none dare challenge his title.

A fearsome Gooner he be, whose wit and charm doth maketh him a veritable Rizz God. The fair huzz do flock to his presence, for his allure is as the pull of the moon upon the tide. A master of both body and mind, his prowess is unmatched, his legend eternal.

I LOVE YOU LZBARDOCK

LZBardock by Snakespeare December 3, 2024