love sponge

A squishy absorbant piece of material inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk and thus perventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.

And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!

by PeeBee February 26, 2004

love sponge

A love sponge is one who is completely in awe of their partner, catering to their every wish. (S)He loves to lie in their partner's arms like a pile of goo, soaking up all the love. When squeezed, the love starts to pour out of them in the form of overly romantic gestures, often accompanied by an excited squeal.

Friend 1: "That guy, Carlyle, took his girl on an all-day date, gave her wine, chocolates, a picnic, wrote her a sonnet and performed it for her. To finish off the date, they watched Netflix while he rubbed her feet."

Friend 2: "Carlyle is the epitome of a love sponge."

by aliyyah27 September 24, 2016

[love] [sponge]

A partner that needs lots of lovin's. A chronic snuggler.

insensitive guy:"What's wrong baby?"
oversensitive girl:"My love sponge is dry!"

by ~x~barbird~ v January 06, 2009

love sponge

A squishy absorbant piece of material that is inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk thus preventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.

And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!

by PeeBee February 26, 2004

Love Sponge

A penis.

Your love sponge is huge. - Your penis is huge.

by Evilhamsta February 26, 2009

Da Love Sponge

Da Love Sponge is a person so sweet and charming not to mention magnetic and captivating, that they soak up and attract others, with their enchanting ways... soaking up love like a sponge.. hence.. da love sponge... A favorite pet can also be called a love sponge.. but is mainly used for ravishingly beautiful females.

A ravishing and sweet mannered female.. a companion pet that likes to snuggle down into your lap and be pet and babied.. awwwww.. da loooovvvvvvvvvee sponge!

by Jill February 12, 2005

Bubba the love sponge

Fat bastard mark, that wrongly uses wrestling lingo, calling greats like the Iron Sheik a "jobber". Sucks Howard Stern & Hulk Hogan's cock, as he doesn't have any natural talent, to ride alone. Also known as Blubber The Fat Fuck!

Bubba the love sponge is a fat fucking mark!

by Blubber the fat fuck August 04, 2007