noun
The LLAS is a light-hearted support group for those valiantly enduring the trials and tribulations of having a useless partner. Whether your
significant other is perpetually glued to the couch, watching football and has a
questionable knack for forgetting important dates, or struggles with basic adulting, the LLAS is here to provide solace, solidarity, and maybe a drink or two.
Motto:
“If they can’t make us smile, we’ll do it for each other.”
Purpose:
• To provide a safe space to share tales of partner-induced frustration.
• To remind members they are not alone in dealing with chronic cases of “uselessness.”
• To laugh, swear, and plot ways to inspire partners to improve their ways.
Synonyms:
“Fed-Up Partners Club,” “Domestic Chaos Survivors.”
Antonyms:
“
Perfect Couple Society,” “Zero Complaints Club.”
“After my husband went to the gym for
the fifth time this week, rather than cook our evening meal,
I knew it was time to join the LLAS.”
"
What are you going to do? Run away and join the the LLAS?"
