Llama's cock

Pink dress, Pink Skirt, Hott tangy salsa, johan

A girl was wearing a llama's cock

by erdrtfyguhjk March 21, 2008

llama's chin

deez nutz

rcmx's nuts are on llama's chin

by rcmx October 1, 2018

llama daddy's kitchen

a five-star restaurant that delivers food using specially trained llamas.

E: Have you ever ordered from Llama Daddy's Kitchen?
A: Nope.
S: You loser

by eeeeeva January 11, 2021

Caleb's Llama

A llama whom is owned by Caleb. Commonly seen Outside of Taija's window at night calling for her llama. Beware, Be Safe. It has been known to pass on STD's.

What the fuck is that noise, it sounds like a dying cat!
Oh Shit it's Caleb's Llama, what a whore!

by Tayabooboo October 20, 2008

that's so llama

An expression to determine something is as a llama would do i.e. eat hands, kill humans, make meat dragons out of orphan flesh and furniture out of faces.

As invented by Jordan Cowell.

Paul: Omg I can't believe Carl killed all those orphans
Brad: That's so llama!

by Jax Lyger March 1, 2015

llama shop

A derogatory term for a convenience store operated by a person of Middle Eastern descent.

Let's run down to the llama shop and grab some 40's before Prakash closes up for the night.

by Hobo2 January 31, 2006

llama song

the Lyrics of the Llama Song:
Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little Llama
Fuzzy Llama, Funny Llama, llama llama duck

Llama, llama, cheesecake, llama, tablet, brick, potato llama, llama llama, mushroom llama, llama llama duck

I was once a treehouse, i lived in a cake,
though i never saw the way, the orange slayed the rake,
i was only three years dead, but it told a tale
and now listen, little child, to the safety rail

Have you ever seen a llama, kiss a llama, on a llama
llama's llama, tastes of llama, llama llama duck

half a llama, twice a llama, not a llama, farmer llama
llama in a car, alarm a llama llama duck

is it how it's told now? is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice? doorknob, ankle, cold
now my song is getting thin, i've run out of luck!
time for me to retire now, and become a duck
<repeats for another uncountable number of times>

yay! Llama song FTW!!!

by wrskft January 2, 2009