Me: Dude, you wouldn't believe what happened last night...
Friend: Early onset ED?
Me: Nah, brah. I was handlin that fish pocket like a waffle cone, right? And then she giggle because it start to lickle!
Last night my boyfriend thought he was turning me on but he was just lickling me.
Nasty, you just lickled me!
Stop lickling me you're getting slober all over me.