LHP

LHP = Left Hand Path

Left hand path is in the western esoteric tradition believed to be the evil path, equating black magic. It's opposite is the right hand path, which stands for white magic.

The shortcut can be found in Danzig's 2010 album "Deth Red Sabaoth"

LHP is the road I'm on, if you'd like you can come along
just make sure that it's what you want, and your will is strong

LHP by Maarosh October 19, 2010

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LHP

Little Hairy Portuguese

John: Hey dude what's that over there?

Mary: Oh that's the new LHP... he's in 3rd year... hairy for a 15 year old girl, eh?!

LHP by De Dog January 20, 2009

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LHP • LHPH

LHP

LHP is the short form of Little Happy Peach which refers to a white girl with lavender hair. LHP2 is the less popular form of LHP referring to Little Happy Peeled Peach.

- Hey! Have you seen the LHP today!?

- Oh yeah!!! She’s up there doing assignments. She’s got her hair shaved!

LHP by Themanofhim December 3, 2019

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LHPH

Live Hard Party Harder

The cast of jersey shore LHPH's

LHPH by Prim0 February 4, 2010

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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