Legume

When something happens to a person that is VERY unfortunate. A more extreme version of Beaned.

*has to draw 24 cards in uno*
Yooooo u just got LEGUMED

by 🅱️En Dover January 10, 2019

Legume

Legume as a English word means (certain) vegetables like lentils, peas, beans, soybeans and peanuts. Not to be confused with the french word witch means vegetables in a general sense.

pretentious Pete: Now that autumn is upon us, I can finally make luscious heartwarming soups, stews and casseroles out of legume.

simple Simon: Legym!, WTF are you talking about?

pretentious Pete: (Shocked that Simon does not understand this rarely used word, then condescendingly:) you know beans, peas, lentils and so forth. The sort of vegetables your under educated, peasant relatives lived on hundreds of years ago.

by Earl of Warwick July 29, 2017

legume

A type of animal with a second brain
Inside of its nipple

I heard hedgehogs are legumes

by HedgehogExpert May 26, 2016

legume

It describes lentils and similar stuff. The moooost important thing is that you pronounce it correctly. It is pronounced "le-JOOM-ay" while "le-JOOM-ee" can also be accepted.

Nerd: Bruh whatchu eatin?
Original Gangster: Yo I got me some legumes.

Nerd: Ya mean? Le-gum-ays?

Original Gangster: No bruh. Legumes.

by hammocks4ever June 3, 2018

Legume Lova

An oily person (meaning oily hands and har) who obtains this excess oil from eating large amounts of peanuts on a daily basis. Things that were touched by this person will typically have a greasy/oily peanut residue left on them.

The legume lova touched my paper and left a large greasy stain on it.

by Lion-Helmsley February 4, 2014

legume enumerator

A fancy way of saying "bean counter".

The graphing functionality in EXCEL is at best mediocre. The legume enumerators, who never draw anything but pie charts, tell me that it has many wonderful features that I never use.

by rkwnrilwjpww May 19, 2009

g legume

the hottest man in the whole ass mf world. property of murphy

did you know murphy and g legume are dating?

by murphyace January 18, 2021