LDTS (Localized Donald Trump Syndrome) is a skin condition first identified in the actors and models featured on the 5-minute Crafts YouTube channel. The condition is characterized by localized, unnatural looking orange patches on otherwise unaffected skin. Typically, the cheeks are affected but it may spread to other visible areas of the body. LDTS is thought to be caused by the overzealous, irrational use of too much makeup with an orange hue. Treatment usually consists of landing acting gigs with studios that have superior production values as compared to 5-minute Crafts.
Basic bitch 1: Did you see Becky's face today?
Basic bitch 2: Yeah! She's got hella bad LDTS!
Basic bitch 1: I bet she gets her makeup ideas from 5-minute Crafts no cap!
Acronym for "let's do this shit". Typically meant to signify readiness, eagerness, willingness. Can also be used sarcastically to more align with 'let's get this over with'.
"I've been training for this marathon for 12 weeks today's the day ldts"
"There's no way I can win but I gotta still try ldts"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'