Lack of Dick syndrome. A condition commonly found with usually unattractive middle-aged to older women. However, it can occur in teenagers and young women, but this is very rare. Side Effects include: being bitchy/on the edge, being socially awkward, being a loner, and having very strange mannerisms/eating habits. The only diagnosed cure: dick
Person 1: Dang why is that bitch always so edgy? She's only 17 & she acts like an old lady!
Person 2: I think she's suffering from L.O.D. syndrome, it's mad rare among girls her age.
Person 1: Well she needs to be cured. Quick, somebody get a dick ASAP!
L.O.A.D.D. stands for Lack Of Attention Deficit Disorder.
"LOADD" is a disorder defined as a constant feeling of laziness and general lack of motivation. Persons with "LOADD" (Commonly referred to as "Loads") have a tough time doing everyday tasks such us walking to the refrigerator or finding the remote.
LOADD symptoms can interfere with one's ability to get the most out of their capabilities, establish and maintain relationships, and maintain a general sense of dignity.
Hey, did they make your diagnosis yet, are you a total L.O.A.D.D.?