L.A.F.F. 

Love At First Fuck

Mama ur gonna fall in L.A.F.F. wit me;)

L.A.F.F. by pimphandofgod1981 July 29, 2012

L.A.F.F.E.E.

A gang of middle aged housewives who party hard in the city of Park Ridge. The group's name allegidly stands for Life After Forty, For Everyone and Everything; but underground information attests that the true meaning of the group is Life After Forty, F*** Everyone and Everything. Their known kingpin is Franny the Fox who's coverup job includes practicing the beatitudes. Don't let their smiles and love for wine and hurricanes fool you: these women are bad news.

"Those L.A.F.F.E.E. women are starting trouble again"

L.A.F.F.E.E. by Ricky the Rat December 11, 2008

B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P. 

big floppy faggot analy loaded and happy penis

I saw a B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P running around town last night.

B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P. by Jimmy November 14, 2003

B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P. 

Short for the term, "Best Friend For As Long As Humanly Possible." Also known as a flope.

"Holy crack-head of a B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P."

B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P. by Scrub November 11, 2003

B.F.F.L.A.D. 

Now, we have all heard off BFF (best friend forever), and BFFL (best friends for life), but I made this one up.:)

B=best
F=friend
F=for
L=life
A=and
D=death

"Dude, you're totally my B.F.F.L.A.D.!"
"God, you're so emo, get away freak, go be BFFLADs with someone else!"

B.F.F.L.A.D. by lainzy December 7, 2007

F.L.A.F. 

Funny Lookin' And Fat

Don't be mad at me 'cause your bitch be lookin' F.L.A.F.

F.L.A.F. by The man of the 3rd floor September 12, 2005

B.F.F.L.A.E.U.B.O.U.D.S.U.A.E 

Best Friends For Life And Eternity Until Both Of Us Die Shrivel Up And Explode.

Myah and I are B.F.F.L.A.E.U.B.O.U.D.S.U.A.E!!!!

B.F.F.L.A.E.U.B.O.U.D.S.U.A.E by Tacobort123 October 3, 2011