Kyga

Kyga is a wild animal that can be found. When a Kyga gets out of water it resembles much of a beached whale. If you feed a Kyga chicken wings it will be your best friend forever, just remember not to call Kyga a beached whale. Unlike other animals Kygas have the ability to plant it’s feet into the ground and become immovable and invulnerable to any attack. However when a Kyga uses this move it’s stamina drains very quickly and when it’s stamina drains completely it becomes very easy to take down. For offense Kyga shouts IM WALKIN EAR when it does GET OUT OF THERE, when in this enraged form a Kyga can walk through buildings making them crumble to the ground. On top of that, every time a Kyga’s pinky toe hits the ground in this form it creates a giant shockwave destroying everything within a 5 km range. A Kyga can be dropped out of a heavy bomber in place of a bomb, doing this will result in Kyga creating the force of 6 Tsar Bombas. When befriended by a Kyga he will make sure that somehow the destruction from its enraged form won’t effect you even if you are right beside it when it’s enraged. For some odd reason when a Kyga attempts to run after 3 steps the Kyga almost always falls down but if not, the Kyga will be full force charging, at this point there is no escape. Nobody REALLY knows what happens when Kygas big toe hits the ground but there are rumors that it’s big toes destruction created the universe. Kygas also don’t like football... Don’t ask why.
Kyga is a destructive force.
by KyGuyTheMango September 12, 2019
Get the Kyga mug.