It's hanukkah for niggers.
"Hey Jamal, happy kwanza!" As miles brought in a KFC family bucket.
by Jack Lundon December 20, 2016
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a brand new religion stemming back to "illbeats" a video maker on youtube, he made a video called "re:dick in a box"
in reply to the saturday night live sketch "dick in a box"
moose and colibri stumbled across this and enjoyed fits of laughter which eventually led to moose getting a blood nose. Nobody else except moose and colibri find the video funny. We don't know why we do but we do know its somewhat linked to how he says "kwanzaaaaa" out of fucking nowhere if you find the above video funny feel free to add me to msn and i'll give you heezy rules on our religion. Also illbeats has promised to mention colibri and moose in his next "rob show" his vlog
"need i say more"
"oh yeaahhhh"
"kwanzaaaahhhh"
by colibri January 12, 2007
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A phrase to use during the time of Kwanza.

Happy is taken by Chanuka.
Merry is taken by Christmas.

Therefore, Jubilant Kwanza has been coined by me.
Jubilant Kwanza!

Have a Jubilant Kwanza, my brother!

I wish you a Jubilant Kwanza!
by Jackson Chau January 20, 2007
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A phrase to use during the time of Kwanza.

Happy is taken by Chanuka.
Merry is taken by Christmas.

Therefore, Jubilant Kwanza has been coined by me.
Jubilant Kwanza!

Have a Jubilant Kwanza, my brother!

I wish you a Jubilant Kwanza!
by Jackson Chau January 2, 2007
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A disturbing fat black man, posing as Santa around Christmas time.
Yo bitch, was Kwanza Klaus good to you?

Be careful, or Kwanza Klaus will ass-rape you in your sleep.
by Anonymous January 20, 2003
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a tall skinny black man that comes into your house during kwanza, and plays the bongos. the only gift he gives is the gift of good music.
i walked downstairs last night, and to my suprise, Kwanza Klause was playing the bongos.
by music is my soul December 9, 2006
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