Perfect. Father to Pete and Sherlock. Lovely man. 10/10 would recommend you get yourself a Kurt or else 😡
Person 1: dammmnnn whos he?
Person 2: oh he’s kurt
Person 1: hold the phone damn he’s fittttt 🤤
Person 2: oh he’s kurt
Person 1: hold the phone damn he’s fittttt 🤤
by Sherlocktheseapigeon June 15, 2020
by KobeVans March 29, 2020
a fart that clings to you after you farted. almost opposite of a crop-duster, a fart whose smell you thought you outran.
i ran to the other room to fart so no one would smell, but when i came back to the room, everyone's faces melted: i kurted.
by babsohboy December 20, 2016
Kurt - a male in his 20s or early 30s. Drives a Prius, Mini, or Suburu. Self-important. Low on confidence and not good at intelligent responses, so often just calls people Karen or Boomer instead. In need of a safe space, a skinny latte, and a tissue.
Oh don't be offended... he is a Kurt; he can't handle women with opinions.
That guy called you Boomer? Don't worry, he's just intimidated by your post.
That guy called you Boomer? Don't worry, he's just intimidated by your post.
by TooFunny2 November 17, 2019
Kurt is a sweet boy, a little introverted but he's a nice guy. A Kurt with a second name that sounds like a fast food resto might be full of red flags, be careful!
"Oh isn't that Kurt? The one who is super friendly but only with girls?"
"Kurt? Oh, That cute dancing cat!"
"Kurt? Oh, That cute dancing cat!"
by osteoarthritis March 11, 2022
...also know as Kurtleturtle is part of the coolest gang TBW and the image of a really really good friend.
To have a fresh start in the day and to be prepared to glue 500 paper bags, he always drinks an iced coffee. He highly recommends that to everyone, since he believes it’s good for everyone’s health. (But sorry Kurt, we guess you’re wrong... ;))
Moreover Kurt is an openbook. He loves to share his inner feelings as a ritual. For everyone who is interested: Come by at 7:41pm and join the inner feeling session.
After the inner feeling ritual it’s time for the everyday toothbrush session. Even though he pretends to hate it, when people come in his room to give him some company during that time, he actually LOVES it!
Talking about love: he loves dogs more than kids. But TBW is always first and he really misses his two best buddies.
To have a fresh start in the day and to be prepared to glue 500 paper bags, he always drinks an iced coffee. He highly recommends that to everyone, since he believes it’s good for everyone’s health. (But sorry Kurt, we guess you’re wrong... ;))
Moreover Kurt is an openbook. He loves to share his inner feelings as a ritual. For everyone who is interested: Come by at 7:41pm and join the inner feeling session.
After the inner feeling ritual it’s time for the everyday toothbrush session. Even though he pretends to hate it, when people come in his room to give him some company during that time, he actually LOVES it!
Talking about love: he loves dogs more than kids. But TBW is always first and he really misses his two best buddies.
Kurt is a Kurtleturtle
by TBW_ December 24, 2018
Kurt is a australian word meaning a mixture between good and cool. It is a compliment of the highest regard and upmost respect.
It originates from western victoria, Australia.
And has been used throughout NSW and NT, mostly in small outback towns.
Likewise the word Un-Kurt means the opposite most likely used sarcastically. Being bad and not cool and un popular.
It originates from western victoria, Australia.
And has been used throughout NSW and NT, mostly in small outback towns.
Likewise the word Un-Kurt means the opposite most likely used sarcastically. Being bad and not cool and un popular.
by Alloween July 20, 2023