Kurch

To Kurch somebody is to knowingly transfer an STD to them.

Ben totally Kurched that girl last night by not wearing a rubber!! She will be scratching for weeks!!

by Edgar rabinowitz May 1, 2008

kuchisabishii

When you’re not hungry, but you eat because your mouth is lonely

Beta: Why are you eating so much?...
Alpha: kuchisabishii

by Zaaca November 21, 2019

kumchucka

this happens when a man cums in his hand and throws it at some part of a girl followed by rubbing his previously cum filled hand all over her face

She begged me to be a kumchucka vitum

by jjaroh90 August 2, 2009

kuchikoo

expression of immense affection.

if you were ever called a kuchikoo you should applaud yourself.

It also can be used to characterize someone as being very impressive, terrific, almost perfect.

I love you kuchikoo!

by Toxicangel March 10, 2011

Pat Kirch

Drummer in the band The Maine. His brother is their manager. Pat started in the band and was touring before he was even out of high school. An incredibily nice and adorable person. Most famous for a youtube video...lets just say Pizza Hut loves cupcakes.

person at concert: PAT!!!

other person at concert: You're just a cupcake lover!

another person: Pat Kirch i think i love you

by imustbedreamingCSWS March 27, 2009

jean kirchstein

neigh neigh man

''Jean kirchstein you horse''
''neigh neigh''
man..

by CHAR May 6, 2015

kuchisake-onna

In Japanese mythology, the ghost of a woman who was married to a samurai. She cheated on him with another man, and when her husband found that out, he killed her by cutting a slash wound on her face that ran from her mouth to her cheek. Nowadays, she roams the streets at night with a surgeon's mask and asks random people the question "Do you think I'm pretty?". If you say no, she will mutilate you. However, if you say yes, she will reveal her full face to you. Then she will ask the same question. Again, if you say no, you will still be mutilated. If you say yes again, she will cut your face in order to make you look like her. The only known way to avoid death during a confrontation with a kuchisake-onna is by saying that she is neither pretty nor ugly or some other unexpected answer. Right after answering, throw something at her and run for your life.

The kuchisake-onna's name means "slit-mouth woman" in Japanese.

Kuchisake-onna: Am I pretty?
Person: Yes
*removes the mask
Kuchisake-onna: Now am I pretty?

Person: Yo mamma's so old

*runs away

by Thats16myboi October 28, 2019