White kid: dude I think I have Kung flu
Chinese kid: DUDE THAT'S RACIST!!!
White kid: ik
Chinese kid: YOU'RE OK WITH THAT
White kid: yea so
Chinese kid: I don't wanna be friends anymore
White kid: WHY!!!
Chinese kid: because you're racist
A fatal respiratory disease caused by the Chinese Virus(SARS Cov-2) that resulted in a global pandemic, economic setback and several deaths across the globe except China where it was made and propagated to the world.
Buddy:"Did you met Mr.Xinchink Wuhan before lockdown?"
Janitor"Yeah, why?"
Buddy:"Isolate yourself ,he's having Kung Flu and people who met him are falling sick."
Janitor:"Ok buddy,thanks."
A witty and subversively hilarious way of referring to Covid-19 a.k.a. Coronavirus. Makes chill people chuckle and causes moral panic among liberal pantywaists with sand in their vaginas.
Based anon: Everybody was Kung Flu fighting...
Humorless normie: OH GOD THAT'S RACIST, YOU ARE LITERALLY HITLER.
Based anon: Yes.
A name for covid- 19 virus that was used before Potus popularized it. Videos by many you-tubers go over lists of funny alternative names such as "boomer remover".
I don't want to get sick of the Kung Flu so no sex for you.
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.