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Kristine Bateman 

noun.

A name for a person that is just straight up amazing. They know how to make you feel better when you're having a crappy day, and connect with you really well. They're generally pretty good looking, and have a really good personality and are just fun to be around. They can sometimes make you stressed out and make a big deal over little things, but in the end it makes you more attracted to them.
I thought I saw an angel walking down the street, but then I realized it was a Kristine Bateman.
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