Males with the name ‘kristian’ are cultured, spiritual and sexy. They are very blunt and will say things how it is, resolving in many people misunderstanding them. They have very large penises and are very good in bed due to their spiritual side. Kristian’s are also very fiery and stubborn- this can also lead to them being mid understood. Over all they are a very strong and bold character which will achieve great success.
Is your name Kristian?
by Julia Whyte November 23, 2021
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A very smart boy and handsome all the girls want him but he is fake to his friends sometimes but talks to them he is in year 7 and loves football😀 but he is a good friend and he changed he is not fake any more 😀😀😀😃😃
Friend: gives fist bump

Kristian: ignores

Girls:kristian kristian

Kristian: yes😁

Friend: whats up bro
Kristian: yo whazzup g
by Kristian friend😂😂😂 November 20, 2018
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A guy that walks into a canteen with 1 coupon and asks for double portion
Kristian asks:
Jel moze 2 komada mesa umjesto povrca?
by KisKill March 15, 2019
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Kristians are usually people that don't tolerate BS. He is most likely a bigger kid than most with big and brod shoulders. He is caring, loving, and self tolerant. Some Kristians have a problem staying clean, they don't like cutting there nails, there hair. Or even washing there hair. They usually hate school, but love working in physical ways. He usually lives in what I call the middle off nowhere, in between a small town and a city, where there is no signs of people. Loves being outside and loves strolling around. Kristan will just stroll around at school and doesn't care what other people think. And always has a huge crush on some, but will never admit it. I am a Kristian, these are the things that represent me.
Dude 1. Hey have you seen that weirdo Kristian.

Dude 2. Ya he is really strange.

" Kristian walks by"

Kristian. Whatever.
Keeps walking
by TheBasementDweller24 December 23, 2019
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Kristian is a loving brother who is always there for you if you need him he has the best friends and he's great at soccer he has a great sense of humour but when you puss him off you will usuallyend up in a hospital especially if you rude to any of his siblings or friends
Omg have u seen Kristian he's sooo hot
by Cameron-hayden lober May 31, 2017
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Kristian... a GIRL who is beautiful and very much talented. Hated by MANY and loved bye MANY! Very much hard to understand. Feels no need of help from anyone, very independent 🤌🏾. Very much MeAn and like to be left alone.. lol! NEVER TELLS YOU A LIE NO MATTER THE OUTCOME, she does not care about your feelings😂... if your hair just isn’t looking right SHE WILL TELL YOU! Someone you can count on to keep her word! A friend who won’t sugar coat anything,WHICH IS BEST FOR YOU! Oh... and hates the word ✨no✨!
Kristian is just that ✨bitch
by kdiorrr January 1, 2021
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A complete utter fucktard. Most likely to shoot up a school, and rape your kids.
Oh no the guy did a Kristian on our school.
by Ktherapy November 8, 2019
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