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Kristaps Porzingis 

A Forward for the NY Knicks. He is most known for being a 7'3 scoring machine in the NBA. Born in Latvia and given the knick name "The unicorn" by Kevin Durant.
Kristaps Porzingis was to tall for his opponent and dunked on the defender.

krittakorn 

A strange retarded Thai with a two headed penis and 6 testicles and fucks male horses and sucks their anus whenever he sees it and will blow their load into the horse's mouth.
John: "He's a fucking krittakorn!"
Jason:" OH THAT's COOL"

Kristaps 

Why are you crying? Oh, because your not Kristaps
Kristaps by KostjaOHO April 30, 2019

KristapsB 

P1: Yo how u got a wet jumper?
P2: That's bcuz im KristapsB byat
KristapsB from the threee🤜🏀🤛
KristapsB by Tractoristic dude April 12, 2022

Kristaps 

The name of a strong and handsome man. Kristaps knows what he wants and knows how to get it. He's a bit sensitive, so be careful what you say.
Hey, how's that guy called?
-Oh, that's Kristaps.
-Mhhmm It all makes sense now!
Kristaps by el12foryou44 December 17, 2019

Kristborg 

An Norwegian name meaning God's protection.

A Kristborg is a caring selfless person who will do anything for her friends and never let you down. She is determined and when she decides that she wants something she will get it. She has a beautiful personality and a heart of gold.

She is fun to be around and lights up the room with her charm. She is very beautiful but doesn't show off her looks to much.
Friend: Thank you for helping me with my homework last night, where would I be without you?
Kristborg: My pleasure!

Guy1: that girl over there is smoking hot
Guy2: yup, that's Kristborg
Kristborg by DogLover21 December 5, 2011