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Kensie Jessie 

annoying and rude and thinks she is so pretty but is the biggest slut
kensie jessie: do my jeans look good

Ethan: ya
Kensie Jessie by Boiyourbetter123 January 19, 2017

Kensinger 

To brutally beat the life out of an individual until they get a massive concussion and get sent to the hospital after they cheap shot you in a fight.
I once got really mad at this kid and ended up Kensingering him.
Kensinger by Joe Smellerton October 15, 2011

kensington curbstomp 

A violent practice originating from the gangs in Kensington. The procedure is carried out by forcing the victim to open their mouth and "bite the curb". The victim is then kicked repeatedly in the back of the head until the lower jaw separates from the skull. This practice usually results in deadly blood loss.
"I heard Phil got the Kensington curbstomp when he fucked with some kids on his way home. They said his teeth were embedded in the sidewalk"
kensington curbstomp by klas August 30, 2006
Kensi is a very gorgeous girl, has a wonderful personality, and everyone wants to be around her. She is very trustworthy and loyal. She is unbelievably pretty. Because she is so beautiful, many guys love her. Kensi is funny and can make anyone laugh. With her personality and body, Kensi is absolutely

perfect.
Mom: Lauren, why can't you be more like Kensi?

Jack: Kensi is so pretty!
Thomas: I know! She is perfect!
Kensi by xdr.999 April 22, 2013

Kensington shrimp 

cheese curls; cheese puffs that have that "shrimp-like" curl to them
Ma: Why the fuck is the remote control all orange and greasy!?!?

Me: Don't look at me, Ma! Ray was the one eating the Kensington shrimp earlier.
Kensington shrimp by killadelphi October 20, 2008

Kensington yoga 

When a junkie is on the train or bus or sitting or standing anywhere in general and are so high off the shits they never fall when they are dipping out from the high putting them in a deep concentration of Kensington yoga
Yo bro look at that junk box doing Kensington yoga on the mail box those fuckers never fall