We would like to take this moment to say that we are deeply sorry for making Kozy Shack Pudding so absurdly delicious.
We had originally planned on making Kozy Shack Pudding just very delicious. Instead we made it absurdly delicious, and for that we apologize. We had no idea that it would create such a buying frenzy, leading to a pudding shortage.
Until we can make some more, we ask those whose last
names begin with A through
M to buy Kozy Shack Pudding on
odd days. Those whose last names begin with N through Z,
please buy Kozy Shack Pudding on
even days.
Again, please accept our sincere apologies.