Kontopidis

Kontopidis is a different breed of human and the most sexy one. Some day they will rule the world and have everybody as their pets. They are ULTRA KAVLES and theri dicks are 69 light years long. When girls see them it is said that they melt into the floor from overdose of attractiveness.

-Mum can I please be a Kontopidis?
-No, stupid! You are not as kavlas and clever as them, I am gonna sell you to the deep web!