A surfing humanitarian with over 30 AP credits. Not to be confused with Congor, who kills beers on the beach while watching the "city lights". To be confused with a belligerent irishmen.
A man who exists solely to visit The Factory nightclub in Manchester every Wednesday evening, for their special event named 'Kong', where one can get wholesomely drunk for around £10, due to Factory's exciting blend of eclectic music and 80p bottles of VS.
Simon, you're a Kongoloid! - a man proclaiming that another man has become a Kongoloid.
You're such a Kongoloid Adam! - a man highlighting the fact that another man is currently a Kongoloid.
Pip, why aren't you a Kongoloid?!?! - a man's outburst of outraged disgust upon learning that another man is not a Kongoloid.
I think kongoz are like a type of drum only thing I know why they're like a type of drum is because chief keef said ("Them guns sound like kongoz") that's why they're probably a drum I really don't know