Kolej

1. railway, railroad (transport system) Polskie Koleje Państwowe — Polish State Railways
2. turn (one's chance to make a move in a game having two or more players- USUALLY REALLY SEXY)

Twoja kolej. — Your turn.

by CrazySexyCool11 March 10, 2009

Kolenda

Kolenda is a great combination of good looks and high intelligence. Both book smart and street smart and always astonishes everyone with his/her great sense of humor.

Q: Who is your favorite person ever?

A: Oh, that's easy. It's Kolenda, he's awesome!

by americangirl February 9, 2013

Koleka

A Koleka is generally an Eastern European driver who can also drive for western European companies, He will wear a sleeveless vest, track suit bottoms, socks and shower sandals(Addis preferred) and a hi vis jacket, and speak broken English, or universal phrases such as commerade, katistrof, big problem, Koleka.

No worry koleka's, no damage to the product.
Yes, my mistake i didn't load myself my coworkers did but should have checked somewhere along the way.

by Pederen April 20, 2020

Koleka problem

Long-distance lorry drivers from Eastern Europe, Belarus and Ukraine. Very limited English skills, as well as questionable driving skills at that, since most of them buy their license for a 1000 USD. Wears plastic crocs, shorts and tank-top that have never seen a washing machine. Usually drunk, so they crash into things and call it simply "problem" or "normal katastrof" since their English skills do not allow them to describe what happened.

- What the hell are you doing? You can't park here sir!
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...

- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss

by GirtekaDrivingSchool June 5, 2021

kolechia

The worst country in the world.
Arstotzka much better.
This is bad country.
do not go for summer vacations.
Go to Arstotzka Instead.

Everyone: "this country is the worst thing ever"
Everyone else: "yes it is. Kolechia sucks."

by Jorji Costava November 18, 2014

Koishi Komeji

Wait a sec. Who was she?

Koishi komeji is my favorite Touhou despite me not knowing who she is!

by hahapeepeepoopoo123 December 6, 2020

Kalejs Theorem

for one to digress from a topic so far that one no longer is speaking of anything of any relevance to the topic.

The Kalejs Theorem in practice; "Okay class today we are learning about electromagnetic radiation" (Proceeds to talk about volcanoes with the assistance of tools to find relevant videos)

by me is a bomb 6969 May 10, 2021