Crappy computer. Shite is rarely used.
Dammit MUPHIN KNUUUUT!
by Shorty September 20, 2003
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This poor boy's mom hates him so much he is a living target. This person has a crazy life and his life is never uneventful.

He’s trapped in his moms basement, and likes training the rats that find their way in. If he doesn’t train the rats, he kills them and uses warm water pipes to cook the rats, and then eat them.

A Knut Herman is a survival master, and can survive for years without food and or water. He can even under certain circumstances, survive up too 4 shots to the chest.
Man life is like a living hell, fells like I’m Knut Herman.

Yea Vietnam is like crazy, it's kinda like Knut Herman's life.
by Traktor December 4, 2019
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Knut Bjerke is a famous norwegian teacher who mainly enjoys teaching and preaching about antennas, PLCs and Arduino. He also exceptionally cool and has the coolest voice.

He also has a lot of famous quotes like:
"Arduino"
"I love PLC"
by PartiallyRoyal March 2, 2017
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Knut Are is commonly seen as a hermit of some sort. Knut Are is a person who sticks to himself, as he's extremely weird and possibly the new UNA-bomber.
Person 1:
Hey, have you seen Knut Are in a while?

Person 2:
Nope! He's problably in a cave somewhere, writing his new manifesto.
by Totally My R34L Name December 30, 2016
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Leaving or turning of your computer without any warning.
Knut: "....."
"discord disconnect noise"
(This is a Knut Giske Skjong Goodbye)
by Tob03 April 10, 2023
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a name commonly used for people who are too hot and sexy for a mortal to even imagine.
People with this name also have a tendency to deflect any foul words spoken to them back at the mortal.
Also he gets a shit ton of hoes but that isn`t really too important right now since that is fairly common with people whos name is Knut helge.
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witty, he must be a Knut Helge!"
by SexyBeastThanos April 25, 2019
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Knut is someone that is sexually attracted to donkeys, he will fuck every donkey he sees
Is that guy fucking a donkey, oh wait its just anotger knut
by CrypsterHD March 3, 2017
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