Knob cheese

The yellow creamy stuff that builds up around ur cock when u carry on wanking without cleaning

Bro do u have knob cheese?

by Moshpit gang January 27, 2020

Knob cheese

The cheese that builds up behind ones foreskin in hot weather

Bro that knob cheese is super rank

by Sneakysnek909 March 23, 2021

Knob cheese

the crust of a knobend yummy

on ure beans n chips in cafe!!!

by Hayley taylor February 19, 2003

Knob cheese

Cheese that some people might enjoy on toast or crackers it is organic cheese and smells a bit off but is enjoyed by CERTAIN people.

“Putting knob cheese on my nanas crackers (PRANK GONE WRONG)

by Margo! March 02, 2022

Knob Cheese

Smegma which curdles and forms under the foreskin on a male who has low genital hygiene standards.

Person 1: What's that smell dude?
Person 2: Dude, that's my knob cheese. Damn, I knew I should have washed this morning.

by Matt Bateman May 10, 2003

Knob-Cheese

<noun> Offensive Chiefly British Slang

The implication that the subject of the insult is indeed so insignificant as to suggest that they are equal only to the small particles of sweat, semen and urine to be found twix the folds of the foreskin and/or other parts of the penis.

BAZZA: "Aww Chazza you fuckin' knob-cheese!"
CHAZZA: "Dahn fuckin' call me a knob-cheese, y' piece o' shit!"

by Stuart Fletcher January 29, 2005

knob cheese

after lack of washing and cleaning, the penis' dirt builds up and sits there happily breeding minging bacteria that stinks like cheese. it is normally crusty and yellow in extreme condtions. you are a knob cheese if your a total twat.

he dumped me a day before my birthday also being the day my beloved dog died

knob cheese

by little miss dotty March 20, 2003