A surgery that is performed in the knees and kneecaps, and commonly involves the tibia and femur.
Person A: "Hey! What's new with you?"
Person B: "I'm really nervous about my knee surgery tomorrow..."
Person A: "Is it that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow?"
a trash post to send to your friends to annoy them by slowly zooming in to see the image which is the grinch coloured blue smiling into the screen and spamming the full image after.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"