Kitty Porn

Glossy centerfolds of kittens and their ilk staring lovingly into the camera or doing something unabashedly cute. Usually adorns the wall of seniors or other lonely people.

I got grandma another calender of cats for Christmas. She loves the kitty porn.

by Lex Sleuthor August 12, 2009

Kitty Porn

To all you boneheads, not the same as "kiddie porn".

Kiddie porn is what Peewee Herman might have been busted for, not kitty porn.

by Ass fucking your momma January 12, 2007

Kitty Porn

A skater for the Hellions Of Troy roller derby league.

Did you see Kitty Porn?....she scored 25 points in that last jam

by HoT roller girl September 26, 2010

Kitty Porn

Pornography containing older men having sexual relations with a girl under the age of 18 or people under the age of 18 being filmed having sexual relations.

Kitty porn is NOT cool. I do not condone it in any way. No one should ever watch kitty porn, nor should any one make it. Anyone who has anything to do with the production, buying, selling, or watching of kitty porn should hang him/her-self right now.

Pee Wee Herman was busted for having Kitty Porn.

by Marc April 04, 2005

kitty porn

An obvious play on words.
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE ABOUT CATS YOU BLOODY WANKERS!!! THIS IS INTENDED TO BE A PUN!! OBVIOUSLY SOME PEOPLE CANNOT TAKE BAD JOKES WITHOUT MAKING SOCIAL COMMENTARIES!!!!

My cat got busted for smuggling KITTY porn across state lines.

by KenPone April 17, 2005

kitty porn

images and videos depicting cats that most humans find irresistibly addictive and feel compelled to share.

not to be confused with kiddie porn, and certainly nothing as literally pornographic as the other urban dictionary entries suggest.

the internet has been overrun by kitty porn! i opened my news feed today and all i could see were cats, cats, cats.

and that's why i'm late for work...

by the.real.geek.neo October 03, 2014

kitty porn

What your pet cat searches for when you leave your computer on overnight

While Jake left his computer on to download a movie, Snowball began looking for kitty porn.

by Ishtilan December 16, 2007