When a male thrusts his pelvis foreward and backward while wearing only boxers. When the ball sack hits the gooch area, it makes a clapping sound. it also resembles a flying kite while it is foreward.
by Tim January 16, 2004
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To leave suddenly as if swept away by the wind.

To jet.

To scram.
Sorry bro, my moms is blowing up my cell, I better kite and get to dinner.
by jrunny June 21, 2007
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To insert something into ones anus via condom or other and attatch a string for easy/quick retrieval.
"Joe is kiting drugs into the prison."
"Why dont you just kite it to get it past security"
"Kiting it would have been easier"
by QTnerd August 10, 2015
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When one smokes so much weed they get high as a kite. Usually a one word response due to the fact that you are so stoned
How high are you on a scale buzzed to stoned. I'm kiting
by NeverSober159 July 27, 2011
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Listen, don't fuck about, just write me out a kite.

I need to cash a kite urgently, how long will it take?
by theoldchap August 13, 2009
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I took so much vicodin I'm kiting right now.
by Madison20691 September 2, 2007
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to be really really high on ALOT of different drugs...
Man, last night..me and johnny were on kite yo..we we're gunna od..
by lolooloolol October 23, 2005
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