northern english name for face when someone is sulking.
"oye dave stop pullin' your kite!! just 'cos you can't do it!!"
by mark e October 7, 2004
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The pillar of human decency and the shining example of what humanity should be. The most humble of beings that requires our love and adoration!

Praise the Kite may we bask in his light!
Today I vow to honor Kite in all that I do so that we may walk in the light.
by skunkodor April 27, 2017
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In an MMORPG, when you pull a monster across one or several maps. This is generally done with intention to drag a high level monster into a low level area, or simply to allow time for teammates to kill lower level guards while the more powerful, kited one is being pulled away.
I kited a high level monster to a starting area and watched him kill tons of noobs.
by Bobbus Newbrick May 28, 2006
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Short Def : Excuse. Being lied to. Being strung along. Similar to how a mob / enemy gets done in video gaming especially by a ranged attacker

Long Def : When you are told one thing, plan or promise and when the time for that is due you have the process repeated, usually in an exponential and sometimes patronizing, manner. Very common with drug dealers, users ( both mentally abusive towards others, and chemical users such as addicts ). Particularly insulting when you've recently dealt with the same person and kept your word to them.
Charles : "Man, Johnny said he would pay me back a month ago but he keeps giving me excuses every time!"
Joe : "Yeah bro, you're gettin' kited on that if you ask me!"
by VAAM the Anomaly February 11, 2019
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An mispronounced, anti-semetic term for the word kike aimed at degrading jews. Used in the movie Porky's and in the classic television show All in the Family by Archie Bunker.
"Porky's"
Tim: Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight? I hear it's great weather for flying KITES! I wonder if there's any KITES around here we can fly!

Brian Schwartz: Hey listen, Cavanaugh. It's not kite, it's KIKE! K-I-K-E, "kike." You know, you're too stupid to even be a good bigot!
by mr.pimpshit November 28, 2006
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when you have a thin string of spit hanging from your mouth, blowing in the wind. tipically happens at the beech or on a windy day.
woah britt, watch yourself. you've got a kite!
by tinkleface December 20, 2006
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Half wicked and half lit, to express how good something is
Guy 1: man Wells Fargo just restocked their lollipops
Guy 2: yo that's hella kite
by Hehrbfhrnrtjt April 26, 2019
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