A Kirsten comes off sweet and innocent when she’s not completely drunk, which is rare. Kirstens seek attention from every guy who look their way. Known to constantly lie and cheat on whoever shes suckered into dating her. They will make up lies about who and where they are without thinking it through in order to cheat. Usually they shoot themselves in the foot by not remembering what they lied about in the first place, or showing up with teeth marks, hickeys, and even smelling of fish randomly
If you meet a kirsten, run.
If you meet a kirsten, run.
Kirsten St: defined by Websters dictionary as a pathological liar
Yeah lieing Is totally a kirsten st move
Yeah lieing Is totally a kirsten st move
by Holla11 May 30, 2022
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She can't act,
she never closes her mouth,
she's on pot,
she ALWAYS sctraches her head (like I said, pot),
and she doesn't ever look like Bella.
She can't act,
she never closes her mouth,
she's on pot,
she ALWAYS sctraches her head (like I said, pot),
and she doesn't ever look like Bella.
by KirstenStewertMakesMeAngry August 5, 2009
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by killing your older brother
as he threw away your family dog
that was pregnant
and about to have cute puppies. Must be held continuously throughout an entire scene.
by killing your older brother
as he threw away your family dog
that was pregnant
and about to have cute puppies. Must be held continuously throughout an entire scene.
Did you see Mary? She had the Kristen Stewart Face going on during our entire conversation. I hope she's okay.
by Steamboatwillyt March 17, 2012
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by The truff September 10, 2012
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Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"
by ariklkira November 14, 2012
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Also a frequent pot smoker.
Also a frequent pot smoker.
"Hey, did you see Twilight?"
"Yea, it was okay. But Kristen Stewart didn't really play Bella. She just played herself......again."
"Yea, I noticed that too. She acted the exact same way that she did in all of her other movies.........."
"Yea, it was okay. But Kristen Stewart didn't really play Bella. She just played herself......again."
"Yea, I noticed that too. She acted the exact same way that she did in all of her other movies.........."
by OperaPhantomchick9 August 4, 2009
Get the Kristen Stewart mug.Sadly, a rising star in these dark times for choosing terrible new actors. In all of her movies she either acts as a spoiled brat that you want to punch in the face, or some weird emo chick that you still want to punch in the face. She can easily ruin a movie when having a lead role.
Thank god Kristen Stewart had a very minor role in Into the Wild, I was ready to turn the movie off in response to her poser emo act.
by adudeplayinadude January 16, 2009
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