To get so hammered you are unable to perform the next key function on your agenda
I got so Kirby last night, I couldn’t make it to the game
by Eg3s June 24, 2019
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The god standard for men. Often used to compare other men to. Is said to exist only in the lust-filled imagination of women everywhere.
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A kirby is a master of the sexual arts and is an amazing lover. Often citing his 36 orgasm minimum rule, the women who are lucky enough to be with a kirby are always allowed to miss work for a few days of bed-rest from sheer exhaustion.
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It is said that a kirby can also make a woman orgasm by merely thinking about her. This is true of course, but he rarely ever does this since the orgasm is often so violent as to cause what people today call 'earthquakes'.
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His sense of humor is incredible. In fact instead of breaking up with a woman and condemning her to a hellish life without him, a kirby will often make her orgasm while making her laugh. This combination is very lethal. It makes him sad to see her go, but at least she died happy (and satisfied).
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A kirby's intelligence knows no bounds. He knows pretty much everything, and if he doesn't know something he makes it up, but he knows how to bend space and time to make that which he made up true.
My friend Sara went out with a kirby last year, she missed alot of work, something about bed rest. It was sad when she passed away, but at least she died happy (and satisfied).
by All Women January 5, 2007
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To take and or steal by devouring or swallowing. Comes from the Nintendo 64 game Kirby in which to steal other peoples powers he would swallow them.
I turned around and my friend kirbyed all of my junior mints!!
by That one crazy kid October 29, 2006
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A female name, not to be confused with Kirby. Kirbi usually has a larger than life persona that can influence those around her in a negative or positive way.
Kirbi can be the life of the party or suck the air out of the room.
by JustHereToSaveTheWorld February 1, 2015
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A cute, pink puff ball with a big appetite. He is Dreamland's greatest warrior and adventurer. Kirby's earliest adventures often ended with a battle against a giant blue penguin over a stash of Dreamland's food.
Is that Kirby? He is so cute!
by Shikaka November 7, 2014
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a pink ball that can suck the living shit out of you
by awihchinok January 6, 2019
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Kirby has a universe in its stomach which makes it todays winner as ultimate succ
by YEEEEEETIE January 2, 2019
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