King Kong's Finger

A turd big enough to crush a car

shit look out for that king kong finger

King Kong's Finger by Denny January 20, 2005

king kong's little finger 

a large turd, usually whole and compact.

"i had a huge curry last night, I was on the toilet all morning...you should have seen the size of this thing, it was like King Kong's little finger"

king kong's little finger by Foxiferous September 14, 2006

King Kong's Dick 

A spliff that does the job

"Hey man what we smoking ?"
King Kong's Dick

King Kong's Dick by Jointy Smokes July 6, 2018

King Kong's Finger

A huge turd resembling the screen beast's digit, stuck at the back doors causing great discomfort.

The desparate need to free a chocolate hostage.

"Fuck me I need a shite, I've got King Kong's finger poking out of my arse"

King Kong's Finger by tuckmoth June 23, 2004

King Kong's Finger

When a woman rides you reverse cowgirl and pounds out a log on your stomach

Sherry gave her boyfriend a King Kong's Finger lastnight at the party

King Kong's Finger by 1andDone August 23, 2018

King Kong's Finger

A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A King Kong's Finger is a large turd typically formed in the shape of the giant ape's digit in the act of tickling Fay Wray under the chin.

What a dump I just had. It was a King Kong's Finger.

King Kong's Finger by Doctor JonSun July 26, 2011

King Kong's fist 

A massive shit that looks like a giant gorilla's clenched fist.

Fuck me, I've just shat out King Kong's fist.

King Kong's fist by Jockeyknob January 19, 2025