A Kiminu is the funniest person you will ever meet in your life. He can be a dickhead but will ultimately be there if you need him to. He's just an all around likable guy and can mix well with people from all walks of life. If you have the pleasure of meeting a Kiminu, keep them in your life because you might never meet another!
Nicole: WoW I just had class with KIminu and he made me laugh so hard I peed myself
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"