Also known as hell’s cabbage; a Korean dish that tastes like shit. If you want to make someone hate you for life, hide kimchi all around their house.
Eddy- ew what the fuck is that smell?
Me- sorry it’s my bag of kimchi. My mom is making me carry it around as a punishment
by Squibwarb. May 19, 2019
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In the Greek language "Kimchi" is slang for "small penis".
Mr Kimi Elfbumdar is a "Kimchi"
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How Koreans say "Cheese" when they take pictures.
John: Hey Eben take a picture of me.
Eben: Sure. Say " Kimchi!"
John: Kimchi!
Stephanie: Hola
Errol: Shoez?
by Sontaka December 21, 2006
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1) a Korean hot-tasting dish made of pickled Chinese cabbage and other vegetables

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2) Unsolicited Commercial/Political etc Messages

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3) someone who shadows a person over a period of time in a very annoying or threatening way
1) Kimchi really stinks, gives you the shits and can be one of the strongest pesticide in the world!
2) I've been receiving kimchi messages from the East Sea so I'll use the KimchiBuster.
3) an Internet kimchi
by Abajian August 28, 2005
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A tripfag from 4chan, with no life. Your typical Korreaboo.
by Anonymous123234 July 7, 2011
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a very hot-tasting dish made by fermenting Chinese cabbage with garlic, ginger, hot peppers, krill, parasites found in human excrement and unusually high levels of lead
1) Dokdo, a Korean restaurant in Seoul, serves dog meat steaks with the choicest kimchi.
2) Kimchi is thought to protect people against H5N1 avian influenza, but can cause Hwa byung.
by Shineya Chong November 7, 2005
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Military slang term primarily used in Korea and Japan. Used to describe something cheap or of low quality.
"Take the number 20 kimchi bus outside the walk through gate to get to the train station in Pyong-taek. It'll cost you less that a buck"

"Dude, I just picked up the kimchi copy DVD of War of The Worlds today for $5."

"Ha, I can't believe you paid money for that set of kimchi Tommy Hilfiger sweats. They say "TOMY HILPIGGER" you idiot."
by Trav June 30, 2005
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