by Phil Macrackin March 25, 2003
Kane is a kiddy fiddler he messages 13 year old girls and invites them into his VW Caddy and attempts to touch them
by BossMan72 May 01, 2018
John - See Tim over there? I heard he's a professional kiddy fiddler.
Sally - Oh really? So was my dad.
Sally - Oh really? So was my dad.
by Suedunym February 23, 2023
by TopDonny February 12, 2020
"Joe Biden is a dementia ridden hair sniffing, bum sniffing, kiddy fiddler who is incoherent and can't answer simple questions during interviews or form a logical statement.
by UltimateDoge January 11, 2021
A generally 47 year old man or older that looks at kids like that, he will say he needs help finding his puppy and that you need to take of all your clothes and cover yourself in peanut butter to see it. no I'm not talking from experience.
Kiddy Fiddler: Hey kids you want to see my new puppy
Dwarf That Looks Like A Child: FECK OFF YOU KIDDY FIDDLER
Dwarf That Looks Like A Child: FECK OFF YOU KIDDY FIDDLER
by Swinzinho April 27, 2019
911: What's your emergency?
You: "I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A KIDDY FIDDLER!"
911: "Does he have Galaxy in his username?"
You: "YES!!"
911: "OMG! I WILL GET THE FBI AND ATTACK HELICOPTERS!"
You: "I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A KIDDY FIDDLER!"
911: "Does he have Galaxy in his username?"
You: "YES!!"
911: "OMG! I WILL GET THE FBI AND ATTACK HELICOPTERS!"
by Helpmer1223 June 29, 2019