Kiddy Fiddler

Some one who plays with kids while playing the fiddle

do da dum do da dum do da dum

by Phil Macrackin March 25, 2003

Kiddy Fiddler

Someone who touches underage kids and entices them into there van

Kane is a kiddy fiddler he messages 13 year old girls and invites them into his VW Caddy and attempts to touch them

by BossMan72 June 01, 2018

Kiddy Fiddler

A person whose favourite activity is touching kids

John - See Tim over there? I heard he's a professional kiddy fiddler.

Sally - Oh really? So was my dad.

by Suedunym February 23, 2023

Kiddy Fiddler

A certain individual who touches children in inappropriate ways. should scream at kiddy fiddlers.

That Carl donny, bit of a kiddy fiddler

by TopDonny February 12, 2020

Kiddy Fiddler

Joe Biden

"Joe Biden is a dementia ridden hair sniffing, bum sniffing, kiddy fiddler who is incoherent and can't answer simple questions during interviews or form a logical statement.

by UltimateDoge January 10, 2021

Kiddy Fiddler

A generally 47 year old man or older that looks at kids like that, he will say he needs help finding his puppy and that you need to take of all your clothes and cover yourself in peanut butter to see it. no I'm not talking from experience.

Kiddy Fiddler: Hey kids you want to see my new puppy
Dwarf That Looks Like A Child: FECK OFF YOU KIDDY FIDDLER

by Swinzinho April 27, 2019

Kiddy Fiddler

Anyone with the username Galaxy is a Kiddy Fiddler. He tends to touch kiddies in his basement.

911: What's your emergency?
You: "I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A KIDDY FIDDLER!"
911: "Does he have Galaxy in his username?"
You: "YES!!"
911: "OMG! I WILL GET THE FBI AND ATTACK HELICOPTERS!"

by Helpmer1223 June 29, 2019