Kid Baby
Like a man child, but even worse. One who effectively makes his friends question why the hell they even know that person
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Baby Kid
Joshism. A kid who plays video games with little to no skill but talks incessantly. Term coined by the Vandervort clan.
Baby Kid by AGuyThatKnowsWhatJoshismsAre August 17, 2011
Related Words
Kid Baby • Baby Kid • Lil baby kid • 80s baby 90s kid • baby ass kid • kid • Kid A • Kid Rock • Kid Cudi • KID NAMED FINGER
Baby-Kid
A suitable substitute for the word toddler when you are a halfwhit who can't think of the word toddler when it is most needed, such as in a conversation about Buckcherry's frontman Josh Todd.
Me: No he (Josh Todd) is married and has kids, sex wasn't the reason behind the new Gretchen Wilson/Buckcherry song.
Her: He has kids?
Me: Yeah, he has like, a...baby-kid.
Her: A toddler?
Me: ....yeah.
Her: Dumbass.
Her: He has kids?
Me: Yeah, he has like, a...baby-kid.
Her: A toddler?
Me: ....yeah.
Her: Dumbass.
Baby-Kid by Baby-Kidder September 8, 2016
Lil baby kid
Lil baby kid by Self Explanatory June 19, 2023
80s baby 90s kid
80s baby 90s kid by 80s baby 90s child January 17, 2011
baby ass kid
"Stop being such a baby ass kid!"
"Lefty loosey, Righty Tighty...*holds up L on hands* by process of elimination this has to be the right hand!"
"Lefty loosey, Righty Tighty...*holds up L on hands* by process of elimination this has to be the right hand!"
baby ass kid by TheotherpersonnamedKokuisgay January 23, 2020
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