When a suicide bomber accidentally detonates explosive device, during action of getting his dirty terrorist penis serviced glory hole style......in a local shithole bar restroom.
"Psychologically destroyed Woman found violently choking in the restroom of a local shithole bar, after known terrorists' drunken bombing schinaniagans leaves him totally fucked and one severed and extremely dirty penis jammed down the groaning crackheads throat". Crowning the "Al Qaeda kickstand", as the most unique way to send some crazy bitch to the looney bin, in 2018.
by Seezar Sewickley January 06, 2018
Used a lot in rapper Baby Keem’s album, “DIE FOR MY BITCH,” this is a term used by him to describe a groupie, but can be used to talk about someone you casually hook up with.
Baby Keem: “I had a kickstand last year but she ain’t really love me”
You, the listener: “Damn, that shit was fire.”
You, the listener: “Damn, that shit was fire.”
by LeJovination June 19, 2025
Another name for purple drank, aka lean. Has the ability to make you feel low and overall slumped af.
Guy 1: Bruh I'm tryna get faded af tonight.
Guy 2: Shii if you want, we can sip on that kickstand?
Guy 1: BET
Guy 2: Shii if you want, we can sip on that kickstand?
Guy 1: BET
by kingslayer1234 February 19, 2020
by itsyaboimentalretard April 05, 2018
by hayguay November 03, 2010
A thin penis.
A term to describe a person with a very thin penis. First introduced in the film 'Duce Bigalow.'
A term to describe a person with a very thin penis. First introduced in the film 'Duce Bigalow.'
"I'm telling you, if you painted it silver and twisted the end, it'd look like a kickstand."
"Kickstand McGhee over here representing the thin-dicked community with the utmost pride. Good for them."
"Kickstand McGhee over here representing the thin-dicked community with the utmost pride. Good for them."
by Wish1 December 05, 2022
When u crash while riding or stunting on some two wheeled vehicle,and u wind up with said vehicle's(or another vehicle's) kickstand in your butt.
He landed that stunt 20 times while practicing,but crashed and got a kickstand colonic in front of 5000 people attending the Extreme BMX semi-finals.
by ThrashMtlManiac March 24, 2019