When u crash while riding or stunting on some two wheeled vehicle,and u wind up with said vehicle's(or another vehicle's) kickstand in your butt.
He landed that stunt 20 times while practicing,but crashed and got a kickstand colonic in front of 5000 people attending the Extreme BMX semi-finals.
by ThrashMtlManiac March 24, 2019
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the act of wearing something cool looking or being attractive.
by hayguay November 3, 2010
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Another name for purple drank, aka lean. Has the ability to make you feel low and overall slumped af.
Guy 1: Bruh I'm tryna get faded af tonight.
Guy 2: Shii if you want, we can sip on that kickstand?
Guy 1: BET
by kingslayer1234 February 19, 2020
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melissa: "wow, you might be short but you got one hell of a kickstand
thomas: "thanks"
by itsyaboimentalretard April 5, 2018
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A thin penis.

A term to describe a person with a very thin penis. First introduced in the film 'Duce Bigalow.'
"I'm telling you, if you painted it silver and twisted the end, it'd look like a kickstand."

"Kickstand McGhee over here representing the thin-dicked community with the utmost pride. Good for them."
by Wish1 December 5, 2022
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When a suicide bomber accidentally detonates explosive device, during action of getting his dirty terrorist penis serviced glory hole style......in a local shithole bar restroom.
"Psychologically destroyed Woman found violently choking in the restroom of a local shithole bar, after known terrorists' drunken bombing schinaniagans leaves him totally fucked and one severed and extremely dirty penis jammed down the groaning crackheads throat". Crowning the "Al Qaeda kickstand", as the most unique way to send some crazy bitch to the looney bin, in 2018.
by Seezar Sewickley January 6, 2018
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when a woman in and her hands and knees and the man inverts himself, as to do a handstand and proceeds to loosen her bowels
there was no kickstand on davids bike so hunter king gave him one
by j June 20, 2004
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