Khan't

A more idiotic way of stating you can not do something while emphasizing your displeasure of the question asked.

Friend 1: Do you want to come to my little sister's school play?

Friend 2: Khan't!

by Jobsforslobs February 18, 2026

ghengis khan trip

Travelling the globe, spreading your seed. In the future there will be a percent of the global population that has your DNA.

I went on a ghengis khan trip through Europe last year. I wonder how many kids I have now?

by baconbits28 January 19, 2018

Khan Tusion

a really dirty and mysogynistic porn director

khan tusions new movie is fucking gross

by i watch a lot of porn December 4, 2004

U-Khan the dance floor

To clear the dance floor in record time. Also Known as to Nergal the club.
Coined after New Zealand DJ U-Khan, better known as Nergal Youkhana.

The basic rule of DJing, Don't U-Khan the dance floor. No one likes shit music!

The club is pumping! Hey, where did everyone go? Man you just Nergal'd the dance floor!

by TNC April 10, 2012

Khan.Tonyy

Khan.Tonyy is a Bulgarian rapper. Khan.Tonyy is a rapper, starting his career in 2019. In 2019, He#ra is 14 years old. his first song is called “Gangster”

do you dry the new song on Khan.Tonyy

by Khan.Tonyy ♫ May 27, 2020

Tatti Khan

Shah Rukh Khan is known as Tatti Khan of bollywood. He acts like goat & most of his career flooded with crap romantic films which is enough to define him Tatti Khan.

Q - Kiske pass 3.6 billion bots hai?
Abram - Humare Tatti Khan SRK ke pass

by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 18, 2020

The Khan

The name of a pose commonly used for profile pictures on social networking sites such as facebook. Typically 'The Khan' is performed by a shirtless male often covered in Man-lube where the male has one arm behind the head to accentuate the biceps. Another common practice when Khaning is to draw charcoal outlines around the area where the six-pack would be in an attempt to look like one of the spartans from the movie 300.

Variations of 'The Khan' include

'The 2 handed (or Double) Khan' where both hands are placed behind the head. (useful in those situations where 1 hand just isn't enough) and the ever-popular 'Inverted Khan'.

Man 1: What's the name of that pose you're doing on that picture tagged 'one for the ladies'?

Man 2: Where have you been, everyone knows The Khan.

by cptchopper August 25, 2008