Keystone Kowboy
An exclusive group of savage bastards who get most of their nutrients from the delicious cold beer named keystone light. They have been known to steal wives, grandmothers and sisters for a romantic night lasting less than 30 minutes and then disappearing into the abyss to never be seen again. They will also kick your ass if you a craft beer hippy
Jenn- I haven't heard back from James all week!
One armed girl- he's a keystone kowboy. He's probably down in boys town and has gotten a new number
One armed girl- he's a keystone kowboy. He's probably down in boys town and has gotten a new number
Keystone Kowboy by Smokinoak August 28, 2017
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