Keys

Keys - is way of expressing a positive or negative passionate feeling. It is a word that won't get you suspended from school but will proclaim your edginess.

For instance, your friend says, "Want to hit the club?" You reply, "I am down to clown!" Your friends smiles, nods, and says, "Keys!" or "Sweet keys!" It is also used to express dismay or disbelief as in "A tree fell on my house last night." Response: "What the keys!" or "Shut the keys up!!!"

by BOLOgal October 16, 2014

Keys

The metallic shits you thought you left on the table but they aren't actually there and are in the sink....for some reason?

Guy1: Hey where are the keys?

Guy2: On the table

Guy1: you left them in the sink dumbass 🤦 ♂️

by CokiE_Boi October 16, 2020

Keys

Musician slang for a keyboard instrument, such as a piano, synthesizer or organ.

Who plays the keys for your band?

Is John going to play keys today?

by Foxtear August 31, 2010

Keys

A way of saying kys (kill yourself) to someone online without worrying about getting banned

Guy1: "dude, this video fucking sucks! Dweeb"
Guy2: "keys"

by bigballs_cheeseman42069ballZ December 29, 2022

Keys

2019 class 7a’s keyword for virginity

I lost my keys last night
‘Have you lost your keys?’

by iShopAtWoollies March 12, 2021

Keys

Online persona that can kick your ass

The Keys Magician punched the kid is his ugly face.

by ridd1 March 28, 2004

Keys

1. objects used to open locked doors.

2. sometimes mistaken for a penis

1. "hey, can you unlock the door with your keys?"
2. "are your keys in your pocket?"

by zekareno77 February 11, 2010