Sheldon: frank get some coffee going
Frank: I turned the keurig on 10 minutes ago and it's still not warmed up
Sheldon: should have gotten a tassimo
Frank: I turned the keurig on 10 minutes ago and it's still not warmed up
Sheldon: should have gotten a tassimo
by Plaayer found November 20, 2013
a violent shit, or poop, that resembles both the sound made by a keurig when dispensing coffee, and the viscosity of the fluid exiting the keurig machine.
it resembles a bucket of mud being thrown into a large wind storm
it does not have to be confined to the toilet bowl; a keurig spatter can be in the general vicinity of the bowl including the floor, back of the toilet, or wall depending on the ejection force.
it resembles a bucket of mud being thrown into a large wind storm
it does not have to be confined to the toilet bowl; a keurig spatter can be in the general vicinity of the bowl including the floor, back of the toilet, or wall depending on the ejection force.
After eating 20 small candies that I later found out were laxatives, I keurig spattered all over the toilet.
Manager at restaurant: Busboy, get in there and clean up that keurig spatter all over the back of the toilet, the dinner rush is starting soon!
Manager at restaurant: Busboy, get in there and clean up that keurig spatter all over the back of the toilet, the dinner rush is starting soon!
by Tight guy man Jones October 5, 2011
When a fox news fan finds out that Keurig is going to pull advertising with them over fake conspiracitorial news stories and reacts by recording a video of themselves smashing their Keurig coffee maker to publish on YouTube. Its often their 2nd most valuable possession.
That guy totally lost it. I was afraid he was Going Keurig! Sure enough, its demolished!
Step away from the coffee maker.
Step away from the coffee maker.
by Duck me June 27, 2018
by Melted Koreans October 5, 2017
by Youth berry crunch March 10, 2022
Placing a Keurig cup on your penis and then receiving a prostate massage until you ejaculate into the cup. You then drink it like a shot.
Dude the tubing party was so early, I saw Caleb and Travis give one another a Keurig Knuckle to wake up.
by Porkchop 0916 August 8, 2019
I had to throw away someone else’s K-Cup and fill the reservoir, just to get a cup of coffee. But that’s OK, I don’t mind showing some Keurig Courtesy.
by Jfman August 30, 2018