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ketchup fart 

A form of flatulence resulting from the consumption of a large quantity of fast food hamburgers and ketchup. Typically, a ketchup fart will have an odor similar to the fast food hamburger and ketchup before their consumption; those that smell a ketchup fart are often disturbed by this fact.
Jared celebrated his birthday by pounding a super size double quarter pounder with cheese value meal with extra ketchup. Later that night, while impersonating the semen demon for Jessica, Jared let out a ketchup fart, ruining the moment.
ketchup fart by Frank Lesniak September 20, 2012
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ketchup fart 

A fart that sounds like ketchup coming out of an almost empty plastic bottle.
Dude! I just did a ketchup fart. Thankfully it didn't smell bad.
ketchup fart by Johnny Kanaka November 30, 2016

Ketchup Fart 

When a ketchup bottle is nearly empty and you squeeze it to try to get what little is left out, but most of what comes out is just air and a few drops of ketchup.
Last night we grilled burgers, but we neglected to make sure we had enough ketchup for everyone, so when I was putting ketchup on mine the bottle was almost empty and I squeezed it as hard as I could, but most of what I got was just ketchup farts.
Ketchup Fart by awmm June 2, 2015

Ketchup fart 

when you fart and a bit of blood comes out as if you was squeezing an almost empty ketchup bottle
**guy farts**

guy: I'm bleeding out my ass, I think I got ketchup fart
Ketchup fart by Vilo x3 July 12, 2021
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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