Kerplunked

The the state of drunkness after a sudden transition between sober/tipsy straight to completely smashed.

I was fine after the first seven beers, but that eighth left me completely kerplunked!

by CrossandSwitch July 20, 2009

kerplunk

A shit that is a piece of art, ie.

A shit that has to be admired after taking.

"Hey man, I just took a kerplunk!"
"Come see my kerplunk!"

by dictionarypictionary May 9, 2023

Kerplunker

Receiving a blow job while taking a shit.

My girl gave me a kerplunker last night.

by Angelo00 September 1, 2021

kerplunk

When five men have intercourse with five seperate partners, or perform dual penetration on a shared set of partners with one "odd man out", using one shared latex rubber glove as a prophylactic. The term is derived from the Mattel brand game, Kerplunk, which also involves many rods crossing, and balls dropping.

This weekend, Tom, Dick, Harry, Barry and I kerplunked with Susie, Mary, Annie, Liz, and Frank.

by Idle February 11, 2006

Kerplunk

The sound of witch a shit comes out of you anus and drops into the toilet making a "kerplunk" sound and also can cause splashing the butthole.

Just made a kerplunk in the toilet.

by ZittsViaCoo February 1, 2017

Kerplunk

a game about pieces of shit dropping i toilets (actually about marbles dropping in pocket thingies)

let's play kerplunk!!!!!!!

by matt January 17, 2004

kerplunkers

Items used to hit people with

You fucked up mother fuckers
suck it up fucking punkers
I'll fuck you up with my kerplunkers!

song by this metal band i heard in a bar

by man from china June 5, 2009