kelli's law

If the IQ in the room, combined, is less than your own - leave.

I invoked Kelli's Law at the last departmental meeting.

by Blaze86 March 14, 2014

Kerri Struggling

When you injure your ankle (or other body part) while dancing or in some vigorous activity but you successfully soldier on through it.

Named after the Olympic Gold Medal winning Gymnast, Kerri Strug, who sprained her ankle and damaged her tendon during her first vault in the all around competition. She was told she needed at least a 9.6 on her next vault for the American team to win the gold. She did the vault, landed on both legs momentarily, hopped on one leg to bow to the judges and then fell over in excruciating pain and received a 9.712, cinching the gold for the her American team.

While dancing out at the club, B sprains his ankle and falls in pain.

A: Man, are you all right?
B: Aahhh! I think I sprained my ankle!
A: You want a doctor? Should I take you home?
B: Hells NO, this is my song, get me a shot, I'm Kerri Struggling my way through this!

by quixotickay April 8, 2009

kerri sex position

when the girl is sitting a wheely chair and the guy is standing and grabbing her legs and thrusting forward to have maximum please.

whenever im in the office and i get horny i go to the girl next door and just use her wheely chair...her name is kerri so its the kerri sex position

by kaydeebb November 16, 2010

Kelli stavast

A reporter who tried to keep things pg when the crowd in the 2021 sparks 300 said f joe Biden and created the lgb chants and rednecks want her fired for not dropping the f-bomb on live tv

Did you here that girl got in trouble for not swearing? She’s such a Kelli stavast

by Nascarfan2007 August 27, 2022

Karli Smith

Noun, 1. An atheist who takes lip off of nobody, will tell you exactly what she thinks, and has no problem hurting your feelings. Though she seems to be a hardass, she's really not that mean, and if you are her friend, you are lucky, because she'll be there for you through thick and thin. Be warned, if you start something, she'll bitchslap the drama right out of you. Once you lose her trust, you will never totally regain it, and she does believe in second chances, but only on extremely special occasions. If you screw her over, she will rock your entire world, and shake the foundations of your life, because she is just that awesome. She is faithful to any man she may be with, and would never do something so low as to cheat. She is generally quiet, but will fight for herself and others if need be.

Is that God!?

No, that's just Karli Smith. She bears a very strong resemblance.

by MoHamstaz August 3, 2011

Kelli Sudman

The most amazing girlfriend a guy could ever ask for. She’s blond with blue eyes, kinda short but that’s ok. She is super funny cute and is always there for you. She is the most beautiful person you’ll ever meet. She is super lovable and huggable. She’s always great at making me smile whether it’s from tickling me or something she said or did she can do it. She is very strong mentally and physically, and also very gentle. She is someone who if you find someone even remotely close to her that you should definitely set the hook on her cause she’s a keeper (even though she can’t catch a fish). All I’m saying is she is the most perfect Potassium person there ever was or will be. And anyone especially a Justin would be extremely lucky to have her.

Kelli Sudman is very potassium.

by JDAWG((( January 3, 2023

The Kerri Strug

This position is named the "Kerri Strug" due to the fact that you need to be a flexable individual, possably a gymnast to do this. It is the process by which you pin your girlfriends ankles behind her head when having sex.

Instead of doing it missionary, my girlfriend decided that the Kerri Strug was the way to go.

by Robert Swiatkowski January 20, 2006